1. I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either.
2 . I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
3. Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
4. Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue.
5. I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.
6. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky, and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?
7. My reality cheque has bounced.
8. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
9. I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier.
10. Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
11. Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
12. A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.
13. Don't be irreplaceable - if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
14. After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.
15. The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.
16. You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
17. People who go to conferences are the ones who shouldn't.
18. If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.
19. When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
20. Following the rules will not get the job done.
21. When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger handle this?"
1 comment:
#3 is good... i should tell myself that over and over, especially when i'm making my shopping list. : )
it was great to run into you the other week!
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